so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
