Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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