I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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