Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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