yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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