i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have aggressive nipples.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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