no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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