maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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