I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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