Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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