walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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