wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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