Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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