He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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