first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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