Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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