im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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