we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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