The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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