You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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