You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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