do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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