I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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