You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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