he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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