thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.