He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.