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  Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

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• (530): View more from California

  I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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• (949): View more from California

  In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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• (408): View more from California

  Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You burned the hair off your arms. Again.

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  It grows back stronger each time.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.

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• (559): View more from California

  Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?

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