This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think my moral compass just broke
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