Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just want nice things and good sex
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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