covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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