My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
