My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
third nipple confirmed
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
