I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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