its not stalking. its research.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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