I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
