North Korea, Best Korea!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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