I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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