barbara walters just said penis...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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