I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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