i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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