cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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