I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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