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• (206): View more from Washington

  he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

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  that was a mass text, wasnt it?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.

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  Dreams are coming true for both of us.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You can't just leave with hair like that

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again

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