bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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