we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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