last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
