Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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