Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
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you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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