I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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