They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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