Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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