is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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