I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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