Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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