There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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