I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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