This is not my ceiling
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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