I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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