Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
